Sunday, April 17, 2011

Updates.

Hi Y'all,

Although we haven't been updating the blog, we have been posting new shows up in the iTunes Store every week.

Furthermore, we haven't announced it on the show yet, but COCK TALES will no longer be produced as a stand alone show. Launching in a few weeks, we'll be a part of a daily podcast network called Naked Land Studios.


We've got a lot more news to announce over the coming weeks, but know for sure at the moment that COCK TALES isn't ending. It's just changing.


COCK TALES 23 - MICF #1
       
                       
   

COCK TALES 24 - HaHaRape

                       
   

COCK TALES 25

                       
     

Monday, March 21, 2011

COCK TALES 22 - Hairy House Sharing.

IN THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna are joined by Scotty's housemate Ben... who, oddly, refuses to strip down and get into Nakedland with everybody's favourite podcasting duo. However, he does admit to eating the shit out of hairy arseholes... I guess he makes up for it. 

                       

Sunday, March 13, 2011

COCK TALES 21 - A Capitalist and A Feminist Have A Tea Party.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna celebrate! What do they celebrate? Well, I'll tell you... they celebrate: the mass firing of 700 employees, International Woman's Day, anal, Grindr and living life like a man. GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

COCK TALES 20 - Fucking Like Amanda Fucking Palmer

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna try to be as cool as AMANDA FUCKING PALMER... and in the process they sexually harass a lesbian and bully an Irishman.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

COCK TALES 19 - The Original SYN.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna guest star on local Melbourne radio station SYN FM's The Naughty Rude Show, a weekly sex and dating talk show hosted by James Findlay.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

COCK TALES 18 - Felching Our Hearts Out.


LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
They had so much fun this week that they did the unthinkable... that's right, Scotty and Anna get their FELCH ON!!!!

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Sunday, February 13, 2011

COCK TALES 17 - Broken Hearts and Broken Promises.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna butt heads over broken promises, and break each other's hearts as they discuss masturbation and visiting each other's houses.

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

The No Show.

The No Show... There's no COCK TALES this week. Come back next week for COCK TALES 16!

Here's the explanation:



Sunday, January 16, 2011

COCK TALES 15 - Wet, Wet, Wet, Withhold.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna are soaking wet from sweat. Then they delve into the Queensland Flood and all of the mud. Before finishing up with a 10 week sex and masturbation probation.

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

COCK TALES 14 - Is A Duck A Bird?

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna were still hung over from New Years Eve when they recorded this show, so they brought in a friend to help carry the slack... but did our special guest live up to her end of the bargain? That's one secret we'll never tell... xoxo, C-Grade Celebrity Gossip Whorez.

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PS... here's Sean...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

COCK TALES 13 - A New Year, A New Act.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna celebrate the new year by finalllllllllllllly following through with one of their promises... or, at least, one of them followed through with one of their promises. 
HAPPY 2011 FROM EVERYONE AT COCK TALES!!! 

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Sunday, December 26, 2010

COCK TALES 12 - Santa Chases His Chubbies.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna get the down low on Santa porn, footy porn and chubby chasers. Oh yeah, this is really a very Scott-centric episode.

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Make sure you check out the Santa porn Scotty and Anna were watching:
-- SANTA PORN - Part One



And for sports fans, here's NMA's take on St. Kilda's nude pics scandal, or as they call it "DickiLeaks":


 

Also, Scott's friend Carly can be found here: TUNE INTO RADIO CARLY.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

COCK TALES 11 - Long Distance Baby Making.

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna haven’t been planning for it, but it’s finally come... they talk about the ramifications of sex: baby making. 
They don't really talk about babies much. But "Long Distance Bagel Making" wasn't as funny a title.

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

We're Running Late This Week.

Hi Y'All... This week's show is running late. Apparently Scott had diarrhea yesterday, so recording was postponed. He should have been wearing Anna's diaper... wanna know what the fuck we're talking about? Tune in tomorrow!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

COCK TALES 9 - LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND!

LIVE FROM NAKEDLAND, ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:
Scotty and Anna went to Sexpo... which is kind of like a ComicCon for the sex/porn world. They were surprisingly disappointed. 
And Scotty and Anna still can't agree, is it ok to masturbate whilst thinking of your friends??? WE NEED YOU TO DECIDE!

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

COCK TALES 8 – Get Your Dick Licked (Not Your Balls).

IN THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:
Scotty and Anna discuss having your balls licked, which leads to the obvious “lick vs suck” debate. Scott gets shanghai’ed into a date and Anna competes in the World Air Sex Championships... or at least gives them a plug, so to speak. Anna also forgets to wear her undies, at the same time as Scotty masturbates whilst thinking of a friend! What a freak!?


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Sunday, November 21, 2010

COCK TALES 7 – Revenge of the Cross Dresser and the Sissy.

IN THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:
Anna and Scotty discuss the much feared sex drought, Anna brings down God with the power of her punani and pledge our allegiance to the holy banana!
And, of course, Anna has Scott dressed in drag, but how long can he keep up the charade and/or shoulder strap? Probably longer than he can keep an erection.
PS: the missing word was ‘prevalent’.


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